
1. Cosplayers are savage squatters. Being the uneducated trash that they are, cosplayers weren't contented with expressing their disappointment over the cancellation of Go Kaisho online where they wasted hours of their meaningless lives spamming Go Kaisho's website and making hate blogs.
Like the urban poor who rise up in arms to rally in protest against wrongdoings of the government, dress up freaks clamored for justice by disrupting public order in Mall of Asia. The only difference is that real squatters know how to file their permits for such gatherings and actually fight for a good cause, while cosplayers are there to bitch and whine and attention whore. Here's the kicker: they liked getting kicked out by the guards so much that they want to make this mess a yearly affair.

This just goes to show that cosplayers are idiots with nothing better to do with their lives. How difficult is it to hang out with buddies in a place not inhabited by loud nerds who watch too much anime? Without cosplay, these fuckers are probably stuck at home browsing trash bins like 4chan where they can pretend they're cool and badass.

4. Cosplayers are desperate attention whores. Unable to strut their stuff as scheduled, cosplayers couldn't resist the call of attention whoring. The surprising number of attendees of the so-called "Kunyarecon" aka "No Kaisho" is definitive proof that a lot of cosplayers only care about finding a venue where they can showcase themselves in costumes that put their parents to shame. No happy mother's day for the moms of these losers!

Also, it wasn't until Go Kaisho and its cancellation that cosplayers realized they don't even need a con to cosplay. Instead of setting up their own party, they choose to let greedy pigs do it for them so they'll have to purchase tickets for a convention that will never happen.