Win Heroes of Newerth Beta Keys!

I just got hold of a treasure chest full of HoN beta keys and I'm willing to give them away. All you gotta do is edit the message Foreskine is holding (the one below is sent by a reader). The funniest entries will be posted here and get a HoN beta key. Let it rip!

*UPDATE*
Here are the entries. I originally wanted to feature only the best ones, but hey, why waste the rest?