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Friday, August 27, 2010
Do not feed the animals: A primer for cosplay parents (Part 1)
From being a dirty nerdy secret that students keep unbeknown to their parents in fear of apprehension and allowance deduction, cosplay is beginning to appeal to older folks interested in playing dress-up games by treating their youngsters like dolls. I have a few tips that sensible and responsible parents with the least bit of concern for their children should take to heart.
1. Do not let your kids cosplay. Cosplaylandia is a microcosm of criminals who are too incompetent to make it yet in the real world. There are perverts (lowest form of rapists and sex offenders), scammers (young thieves and robbers), stalkers (aspiring kidnappers and hired killers), social climbers (future corrupt politicians and greedy imperialists), and many more. Placing your child in such environment is more vile than feeding them as fetus to the lions.
2. Do NOT let your kids cosplay. I cannot stress this out enough. As parent, you should never make the mistake of throwing your offspring into a boiling pot of evil. If you think I'm exaggerating, let's put it in perspective: cosplay was invented by nerds who loved their fictional worlds so much that they started dressing up as characters from those outlandish realms.
The primordial soup of cosplay dictates that maids are sex objects, flat chests (usually found in pre-teens) are delicious, and little girls (loli) are as capable of handling cock as a 60-year-old cougar. The cosplay community consists of individuals who understand and accept such things. To them, if your baby girl is old enough to pee, she's old enough for some dicking.
3. Cosplay is not a good training ground. I've read about plenty of girls who spent their childhood as shy introverts. In an effort to turn them into better and happier persons, their parents tell them to enter modeling to bolster their self-esteem. A few years later, they end up on the pages of men's magazines or pornographic DVDs.
It is a well known fact that demure girls are more sexually inclined. If you think cosplay is a harmless activity where your timid darling can grow up into a fine and friendly lady, you are gravely mistaken. Cosplay will simply expose her to perversions and fetishes that even a horny boyfriend may not be privy to.
She will begin to believe that servants are sex slaves, incest is great, and it's not so bad to be fucked with a shotgun. Her friends from the cosplay scene will share with her gigabytes of inhumane animated porn. By 15 she would have willingly lost her virginity to an effeminate guy, and by 18 even two Arab cocks won't be able to fill her up.