I was passing through Facebook when I saw a lame-ass post titled: 25 Reasons to date a debater.
Well, enjoy:
1. They pay close attention to detail. They're so meticulous, you wouldn't go one day without arguing about what you two should wear, why you shouldn't carry her bag, bla, bla, bla.
2. They have well developed "oral skills."-Not. Most of them just imitate what they hear from other debaters. Also, they have fugly teeth.
3. They can go for 3 days straight... Whining and nagging about stuff and politics that you two just don't have time for each other anymore.
4. They fully understand the principle that “practice makes perfect.” not quite finished ".. and when things go to the shitters and there's obviously no resolve for me and my partner's differences, dump him and pretend to be friends."
6. They do it standing up…and like it. And then totally ditch you because of their "moral" inclination to do what society accepts is right. Rubbish!
7. They can do it one-on-one or two-on-two. -Not. They can barely do it on their own if not for their arguments for morality and self gratification.
8. They never finish TALKING SHIT early.
9. They like it when people watch because they are such attention whores. They like people to think they're smart and shit, when all they can do is bla, bla, bla about inequalities. Tch!
10. They’re willing to do anything to dominate their partner. See? No boner.
11. They can adapt to a variety of styles.. of shouting their partners down to a powdery substance.
12. They love a challenge. So if you're thinking about dating these things and are looking for a decent relationship, heads up: FORGET ABOUT IT.
13. They’re well schooled in all the latest strategies and techniques. -Not. Most of these debaters aren't even in to "pop culture".
14. They can flip sides and be equally effective. That's why they can never make good partners. you never know what they really want.
15. They’re determined to get what they want, how they want it, when they want it- that's why they end up as FAILS in relationship.
16. Stripping off a debate suit to find the birthday suit has never been more fun. -which means armpit hair and lots of it.
17. They say really sexy words like "permutation" and "cross-examine." That's why the only people willing to date debaters are debaters themselves.. and then end up as FAILS.
18. They always talk about giving and receiving hedge... and bla, bla, bla, their needs.
19. They turn your soft power into hard power. So hard in fact, that you would want to break up with them because you can't take their yapping anymore.
20. They like to be on top which is why these relationships fail.
21. They like to go fast. So fast that they dump you 7.30 minutes in your relationship.
22. They're willing to spread. Spread STD's. Seriously, I have witnessed debaters making out in washrooms in debate tournaments. talk about sanitary issues.
23. The classic debater "pen flip" is just one of MANY tricks debaters can do with their fingers. More like "pen stab". They'd backstab you like you were Quazimodo.
24. Very few of them have good values- which is one of the reasons why you shouldn't date one.
25. They can go round after round, in a different position every time. Which explains why you wouldn't know what they want, when they want it in the first place. Debaters often contradict themselves. Tch.
Well, enjoy:
1. They pay close attention to detail. They're so meticulous, you wouldn't go one day without arguing about what you two should wear, why you shouldn't carry her bag, bla, bla, bla.
2. They have well developed "oral skills."-Not. Most of them just imitate what they hear from other debaters. Also, they have fugly teeth.
3. They can go for 3 days straight... Whining and nagging about stuff and politics that you two just don't have time for each other anymore.
4. They fully understand the principle that “practice makes perfect.” not quite finished ".. and when things go to the shitters and there's obviously no resolve for me and my partner's differences, dump him and pretend to be friends."
6. They do it standing up…and like it. And then totally ditch you because of their "moral" inclination to do what society accepts is right. Rubbish!
7. They can do it one-on-one or two-on-two. -Not. They can barely do it on their own if not for their arguments for morality and self gratification.
8. They never finish TALKING SHIT early.
9. They like it when people watch because they are such attention whores. They like people to think they're smart and shit, when all they can do is bla, bla, bla about inequalities. Tch!
10. They’re willing to do anything to dominate their partner. See? No boner.
11. They can adapt to a variety of styles.. of shouting their partners down to a powdery substance.
12. They love a challenge. So if you're thinking about dating these things and are looking for a decent relationship, heads up: FORGET ABOUT IT.
13. They’re well schooled in all the latest strategies and techniques. -Not. Most of these debaters aren't even in to "pop culture".
14. They can flip sides and be equally effective. That's why they can never make good partners. you never know what they really want.
15. They’re determined to get what they want, how they want it, when they want it- that's why they end up as FAILS in relationship.
16. Stripping off a debate suit to find the birthday suit has never been more fun. -which means armpit hair and lots of it.
17. They say really sexy words like "permutation" and "cross-examine." That's why the only people willing to date debaters are debaters themselves.. and then end up as FAILS.
18. They always talk about giving and receiving hedge... and bla, bla, bla, their needs.
19. They turn your soft power into hard power. So hard in fact, that you would want to break up with them because you can't take their yapping anymore.
20. They like to be on top which is why these relationships fail.
21. They like to go fast. So fast that they dump you 7.30 minutes in your relationship.
22. They're willing to spread. Spread STD's. Seriously, I have witnessed debaters making out in washrooms in debate tournaments. talk about sanitary issues.
23. The classic debater "pen flip" is just one of MANY tricks debaters can do with their fingers. More like "pen stab". They'd backstab you like you were Quazimodo.
24. Very few of them have good values- which is one of the reasons why you shouldn't date one.
25. They can go round after round, in a different position every time. Which explains why you wouldn't know what they want, when they want it in the first place. Debaters often contradict themselves. Tch.
