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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Go Kaisho: The Greatest Con That Never Was

Go Kaisho did two things right for mankind: It spared humanity from a bigger pathetic display of social retards in outlandish clothing, and proved to the world a few facts that categorize cosplayers as degenerates of society.

1. Cosplayers are savage squatters. Being the uneducated trash that they are, cosplayers weren't contented with expressing their disappointment over the cancellation of Go Kaisho online where they wasted hours of their meaningless lives spamming Go Kaisho's website and making hate blogs.

Like the urban poor who rise up in arms to rally in protest against wrongdoings of the government, dress up freaks clamored for justice by disrupting public order in Mall of Asia. The only difference is that real squatters know how to file their permits for such gatherings and actually fight for a good cause, while cosplayers are there to bitch and whine and attention whore. Here's the kicker: they liked getting kicked out by the guards so much that they want to make this mess a yearly affair.

2. Cosplayers have no lives. Hundreds, if not thousands, of cosplayers were heart-broken by the news of Go Kaisho being a no-go for the sole reason that they no longer have anything to do for the weekend anymore. Others are distraught because the only chance for them to meet their friends is ruined.

This just goes to show that cosplayers are idiots with nothing better to do with their lives. How difficult is it to hang out with buddies in a place not inhabited by loud nerds who watch too much anime? Without cosplay, these fuckers are probably stuck at home browsing trash bins like 4chan where they can pretend they're cool and badass.

3. Cosplayers are gullible sheep. The lack of credibility of Go Kaisho organizers somehow did not faze cosplayers. When a supposedly big event is being concocted by a bunch of amateurs from some obscure anime club who are as qualified to hold a convention as my deceased grandma, you know it's bound to fail. However, cosplayers were oblivious of this. They invested time, money and effort for a disaster waiting to happen. They have no one but themselves to blame.

4. Cosplayers are desperate attention whores. Unable to strut their stuff as scheduled, cosplayers couldn't resist the call of attention whoring. The surprising number of attendees of the so-called "Kunyarecon" aka "No Kaisho" is definitive proof that a lot of cosplayers only care about finding a venue where they can showcase themselves in costumes that put their parents to shame. No happy mother's day for the moms of these losers!

5. Cosplayers don't use their heads. There is no acceptable excuse for the mass stupidity of cosplayers going to the World Trade Center to find no cosplay convention because it was cancelled the night before. It is only sensible to check if the event you're attending will push through prior to making the trip, but cosplayers were retarded enough to miss this one basic thing. A mere lack of foresight? More like a grave crime against the integrity of anyone with half a brain.

Also, it wasn't until Go Kaisho and its cancellation that cosplayers realized they don't even need a con to cosplay. Instead of setting up their own party, they choose to let greedy pigs do it for them so they'll have to purchase tickets for a convention that will never happen.