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Saturday, November 6, 2010

UP LAME a huge success


There is a very important lesson to be learned from the 10th UP AME event - that cosplayers are fucking scum worth only the price of admission they are willing to shell out at conventions.

I hear so much whining and complaining, but fact of the matter is you suckers have no right to complain. The organizers were nice enough to give you a reason to get out of your shit holes for once and mingle with fellow social retards. What else can you ask for?

If you think it's such a big deal that you couldn't enter the venue proper, organize your own nerdy circle jerks in a place where you can all get in. Do it on a dump site where you belong and I'm sure no one's gonna ruin the party.

Why is there so much bitching about having to stay outside anyway? Wherever you cosplayers are, you don't do much aside from strutting around in your flashy costumes and acting like you're special (which you are, in a way). You can do that shit anywhere, anytime. So stop crying just because UP AME was an overhyped event that did not deliver and all the preparations you made for the big catwalk were foiled.

P.S. Various sources tell me that the STD-infected pirate geezer was able to sneak a few girls in. See, as long you know which cocks to suck, you wouldn't have to worry about being left out anymore.